We all love watching Dr. House, and one of the reasons for that is that we love hearing Gregory’s epic quotes. House is known for his sarcasm and his unusual but yet in their way genius thoughts, because not many people actually have the guts to provoke religion, people, life and such. Enjoy my selection of his quotes below.

- “You know how they say, “You can’t live without love”? I think oxygen is even more important.”

Funny quotes
- “That’s a catchy diagnosis, you could dance to that.”

- “Have you let the panty hamster out of it’s wheel?”

- Cuddy: “Is that vicodin?”
House: “Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me.”

- Cuddy: “Just enlarged hylar lymph nodes.”
House: “Tiny unicorns goring his bronchidal tubes would be cooler”

- Dr. House to inspector: “Hi! I’m Dr. House”
Inspector: “I’ve heard your name before”
Dr. House: “Most people have…. it’s also a noun.”

And the best for last:
- “You’re an idiot.”